Alex: If you want. It’s whatever you want it to be, you know?
Matt: It won’t be fluorescent though. If it’s fluorescent you need to go and see a doctor.
Jamie: We should start doing a surgery thing on the radio—-people ring us up with their problems and we sort it out.
Nick: If you’ve got fluorescent menstruation, shoot yourself.
ex friends til the end
we all know who bang the doldrums was really about
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Step 1: Comment on a woman’s attractiveness on every single occasion in every single venue no matter how irrelevant it is. Build up a dating culture entirely dependent on a female’s beauty. Teach children that only attractive women will ever get anywhere in life, will ever be praised, will ever find love and have a family, will ever have a chance at happiness, are worth knowing, are worth being.
Step 2: Mock women for caring about how they look. Call them shallow.